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alkarinque:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

ninfia:

why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am

Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.

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i hope you’re getting all this down

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mickeysrnith:

harry styles
swag-canada:

he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 

averagefairy:

when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job

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incognito-author:

incognito-author:

I love sweaters that are too large. Need a place to hide your phone so your dad doesn’t know you were playing it? Sweet. Hide cards to whip out of nowhere and challenge your friends to a duel. Hide pencils for random writing inspirations.

Or stuff to stab people with. Works either way.

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direboars:

popped—a—molly:

wake the fuck up Tyler
deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
misandry-mermaid:

smitethepatriarchy:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

"Hi, just stopped by to say that if you don’t date me, I might kill someone. Maybe I’ll kill you! Give me a chance!"

Look at this personification of a shit-filled diaper try and exploit the murder of women (and men too, he doesn’t seem to realize) to get laid.

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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